emily

[emily]

Anonymous asked:

Hey Volturi, alot of yall remind me of the characters from the vampire chronicles. Like Marcus is Louis, Caius is Lestat, Aro is Armand, and Jane is Claudia.

keepingupwiththecullens answered:

[emily]

friendly-neighborhood-fan-gay-d asked:

Are Rosalie and Leah friends? They seem like they would be great friends. They could have a not-so-secret 'We Hate Bella' club.

keepingupwiththecullens answered:

[emily]

[reputayswift]

Twilight (2008) Dir. in Animal Crossing: New Horizons

[emily]

[edwardstanaccount]

How this conversation should have gone

[emily]

[rubyvroom]

Can I watch a great film knowing the actresses in it were terrorized and mistreated the entire time? Can I watch a football game knowing that the players are getting brain injuries right before my eyes? Can I listen to my favorite albums anymore knowing that the singers were all beating their wives in between studio sessions? Can I eat at the new fancy taco place knowing when the building that used to be there got bulldozed eight families got kicked out of their homes so they could be replaced with condos and a chain restaurant? Can I wear the affordable clothes I bought downtown that were probably assembled in a sweatshop with child labor? Can I eat quinoa? Can I eat this burger? Can I drink this bottled water? Can I buy a car and drive to work because I’m sick of taking an hour each way on the subway? Whose bones do I stand on? Whose bones am I standing on right now? 

[moniquill]

Originally posted by ihiphop

[emily]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Im so obsessed with the fact gibbons have the gayest stance in the animal kingdom.

[dog-vevo]

is he… yknow…

[emily]

[1pss]

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

[bhbbh]

this was clyde

[ottermatopoeia]

World Heritage Post

[emily]

[chailame]

Timmy Chalamet being a little shit on Little Women Behind the Scenes

[emily]

[canuckistanicefront]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[chibisokka]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[letshearitfortheuniverse]

Did all of you major in boob math

[kazzyboii]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

[boobsdontworkthatway]

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this.
-s

[surprisebitch]

here’s the video if you want to see the scene where it comes from

flapping begins at 1:22

[emily]

[aboonoor]

[deermouth]